twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

whorenament:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

loreleielizabeth:

adventuresofmoosehead:

The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.

fartgallery:

silhouetteofapocketedindividual:

fartgallery:

I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff

animation. thats the thing you described.

i need some time to think my thoughts

She’s in my spot ><

Nah she’s on my side. The left sides free so there’s still room for you

rook-island:

people who skip through dialogue and cutscenes in new games